"Those storm drains they sneak up on you!!" Markiplier 2021

You high off meds they gave you?

this man on a first name basis with his local nurses i bet

Is he like high on pain killer drugs or something? It is hard to tell when he is just being markiplier or something else

What a wonderfully dramatic story of how to break a foot by crossing the street. And I thought it was creative enough how Mark broke his nose with the aerial hoop but this is next level.

Me the whole time: tell us the story tell us the story tell us the story tell us the story .. *starts story* There I was.. *waits about 20 seconds* And- * opens comments to write this message you see* hElLoOoO

Mark: Its just like someone punch me with a sledgehammer. Me:👁️‍🗨️----👁️‍🗨️

I broke my wrist 4 hours ago and it hurts so bad I hate how this feels. So now I know how it feels to break a bone.

No amount of paper can caulculate the amount of times this man has been to hospital. Get well soon!

I was here when there was no sound

O and always say you're a 10! If you break something go in there screaming. Tylenols don't help enough for the deep pain. You're better off with ibprofen for the swelling.

4th grade I broke 4 bones in one school year. Knee/elbow/wrist/foot. Then went like 10 years before breaking my ankle which was crucial. I lived up 3 flights of COBBLESTONE STAIRS. I had to crawl. And then I also had a jones fracture trying to love my cat 🤣🤣. Welcome to being clumsy folks. (You don't want my mother's stories)

The way he pronounced Kevin Durant hurts me

*Put ice on it*

biiiig oof Mark

Crutches in the US look uncomfy af

Guys flyingkitty is bad he predicted him falling off the stairs

2:58 That is the same reason I broke my right wrist in second grade! The bone would stay up when I put my hand down

12:22-12:25 *B l u t t e r f l y*

13:40 He dies. -I'm cross faded as fuck

I am sorry markiplier 😧❤😭

“Kevin duront”😭

Jeez

Oh god

When I was 19 I broke my ankle so thoroughly that it required a bunch of metal to put me back together. Funny enough it didn't hurt at all. I had so many endorphins flooding me I literally hopped on one foot into my parents' room giggling 'I think I broke my leg'. Only reason I cried that night at all was because I realized I was going to have to tell my dance director my season was done.

Mark: This is my arm, this is not my foot.🧠🦿 Us: 👁👄👁

I love how at 14:40 the chat just became a ruthless "you tripped" thread

it's descartes mark omg

Masochi-

Can u still do the backwards foot thing

lol my broke,oops foot

did Mark get Isekaied? nvm

Even before he said anything, I was like, “ (sigh) he tripped.”

I also broke my foot during lockdown, but how I did it was by walking into my garage, lol, Man did it hurt.

Hey Mark please play and post a video of the game little Nightmares 2. It’s been out since February. The new game of The Last of us 2 is also out.

LMAO PLS THE FACT THAT HES SO DRAMATIC ABOUT IT

Mark why

By now all of the staff in that damn hospital know you by fucking name

Mark: *goes to hospital* Every staff member: god fucking damn it mark *AGAIN?!*

Hospital: *exists* Mark: “ *it’s free real estate* “

Skip to 11:00 for the start of the story.

this gave me so much serotonin and I have no idea why, I think it's just all of Mark's smiles throughout this whole thing. Feel kinda bad but I'm very grateful for the serotonin.

That’s funny last year I broke the same exact bone and it felt like that it I actually kicked a cabinet😂

3:43 "For the guys who weren't paining attention."

Mark: Breaks leg Mark: Reality is not what it seems, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why am I laughing at someone's suffering... I f*ckin' hate myself. I'm a horrible person...

I died laughing for 10 minutes straight at a man describing how he broke his leg.

Why does this give me My Hero Acadamia vibes?

Noooooo.... poor Marky.....

lmao

Markiplier then: slap me and break tons of bricks on my head, i wont budge. Markiplier now: ouchiee foot broke, hello hospital yumm tylenol

at least markiplier got his 100k steps in... right?

Why you fucking yourself up my dude?

I'm laughing my ass off when he finally tells the story

Oof

Broke my foot in the same fuckin spot... This happened the other day

commenting until markiplier replies

' Breaks nose ' Breaks again Nose: "Aw shit, here we go again" foot: "RICOCHE, NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

the actual story starts at 10:59 ..fuck.

We need to put Markiplier in to bubblerap We need to protect him!!!

When are you going to play Little Nightmares 2?!?!?!?!?! (I hope you're doing okay😁 )

I feel bad for you

the funny thing is i fractured my wrist the same way he broke the two bones in his hand- 🤭 (i was a stupid kid ok)

Most Destiny just passed out?lol

Is it markiplier? When you said that you broke your foot....did that have something to do with the 100,000 steps challenge?

Almost 20 minutes for him to say he stepped wrong on a storm drain, I love that, I love Mark

The same thing happened to me just now

Very similar way to the way my colleague hurt their foot. It can just happen. Feet a fragile!!

AND PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WERE MEAN TO ME BECAUSE I ROLLED MY ANKLE AND BROKE IT WTH

Can you put the actual story in the beginning and the milking in the end please? I've been a fan since like 2012 or something but this was one of the most agitating videos to watch. I kept thinking, "Finally he's gonna tell the story!" then you stalled even more. Just be one of the good ones who don't put the thing we're looking for way at the end.

I twisted my foot at the exact same place a week ago 😳😳😳

He forgot to look down, but at least there was no danger of him looking them in the eye

When you get paid by the word when telling a story

I haven’t reached the story yet but when I was a kid a family friend suddenly shattered her foot bones cuz she stepped down on it in just the wrong way somehow

Mark, I did the exact same thing. Broke my foot, exact same bone, walking my dog, rolled my foot on the last step in front of my goddamn house. They tell stories of dogs coming to your rescue when you’re in pain or in danger, my dog just kept walking just like Chica! I was on the ground in the most excruciating pain and my dog kept walking down the sidewalk sniffing the grass. Didn’t even look back me. 🤣 Also, I didn’t even get Tylenol, SMH.

Hi random person who reading this follows their dreams, My dream is to be a successful LVpostr! Hope you have a good day. :3

When I broke my feet, that’s where I broke em too

“A guy by the name of Kevin Doorant had the same thing”

Ok.. but y are American crutches so weird?

Oh jeez, mark, I'm a bit late to this but. Whyyyyy

1:58 his WHAT did W H A T

I havent broken a single bone in my body and i am proud

People waiting to know throughout the whole video to hear the tragic story of what happened to Mark's foot Mark: It was a storm drain...

This reminds me of when I snapped my ankle. My Maltese chihuahua ran over and sat next to me sprawled out on the ground, just panting and licking me like it was a game. XD Dude, I can't feel my ankle! I'll cuddle you later!!

JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!

Lesson Learned: Look Left, Right AND Down

We do this every year!

I C E

Mark in the hospital: i broke my leg help! The nurse: NAH take some ice

Mark, you played dead before with Chica. She's not falling for it again.

my mom broke her ankle so the second important part of walking

Im high while watching this

Hello guys

Story at 10:54

“WhAT dO YoU ThInk”? Hope you’re doing alright

Mark: He didn't know what just happened and saying to chica : Chica? where are you"? Me: Well she got distracted by the butterfly.

The thumbnail: Lol oops my foot broke.. What I thought: Lol my foot oops broke...

feet

Aaaawwww poor u

I dig the hairdo, my favorite one from over the years. I grew my hair out starting as a freshman in high school and now it’s down to the bottom of my shoulder blades.