I hope he figures out that there are 8 gifts specific to each girl

No one:... Mark: Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to *HOOONNYPOP 2*

For the people here Jessie’s Daughter is Tiffany Btw

30:46 Well THATS rude.

So like I knew having the name lily that means it’s in a lot of video games... but really why this one, of alllll the other games it could have been. It’s even weirder when he addressed her and then talks to her in his... (ya know, weird) ways

jessie's fckin emphysema cough 🤣💀

19:32 andy lol bad

Wibu jir

"Most tea has water" Mark is once again becoming Stan The Water Man!

Normally i dont comment this much but damn.... havnt laughed this much sins the vid hit! 😂

Weird cat girl walked so weird cousin relationship could run

I like Demonized Mark better than Regular Mark

Mark’s explanations of the whole point of the game are hilarious “There are to space goddesses, one red, one blue and they’re going to FUCK A PLANET... OUR PLANET IF I DONT FUCK THEM FIRST.” XD

33:54 I literally screamed "NO!" at the screen.....

"I've always liked the way my mint ice-cream tingles as it slides down the back of my throat." Mark - Thats weird you don't have to say so weirdly thats quite disturbing 😳 meanwhile mark is playing this*

Mark y "no mama milks me" just y mark

19:35

Markiplier you were excellent!

Markiplier you were excellent!

Myu explaining about baggage. Mark: I didn’t hear any of that Me: Typical male, not listening. And guys wonder why girls are difficult? People are a make up of all past interactions; therefore past baggage can affect your current relationship. As we listen to you, can you please listen to us?!

22:29 Turned into Tunak tunak intro real quick.

You like nitting? 😭😭

Abia is basically polite Miu, love it

Ironically I started having a craving for milk..... I also got heart burn about 45 secs before that came up 🤣

I wonder how lixian fells while editing this

Me being excited bc me and a character have the same name!! Mark: I HATEEE YOUUUU Me:🥲

Don’t worry about demonetization, Mark. An ad for Flex menstrual discs popped up. How fitting. 😆

MARK WHYYYY! lol 14:49

i got an ad telling me to stop watching porn and uh yea that’s cool...

Alternate title - Mark tries to not stare at boobs for fourth minutes while Lixian watches

The way he came up with that speech on the spot 😂

it's funny how coco got demonitized and this video didnt, looks like markiplier is the King of Undemonitization.

27:47 oh god- look down you'll see what I mean-

I wonder how lixian feels while editing this 🤔

12:00 It is black raspberry chip. You were right.

Every time Mark has to retell the story of the goddesses he gets better at it

Note to self: Never draw while having this in the background hearing Mark scream *GOD THE PASSION* all of a sudden almost made me fuck up

as an asexual person, i appreciate how markiplier makes this purely horny game a funny experience lmaoo

Omg I like Butter pecan too!

Mark: HOrNy SpACe GoDeSS Amy: what is he doing in there? Tf?

Mark is literally on an island full of lesbians being the only straight guy

I can’t even begin to express how much I fucking LOVE Jesse. IM GOING TO CRY

This is the peak of humanity. This message has been make copyrighted by me.

Most water is tea -Markiplier 2021-

why is tiffany not in the sequel, if ya know what I mean, hehe

alternate title: "nobody will tell me how the f*** rain works and I don't know my name"

i wear socks to bed😰

11:53 The joy when I heard this. I keep forgetting you’re from Ohio, Graeters is a Kentuckiana creature comfort around these parts. And yes, the Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip is the best god damn ice cream ever invented and I stand by that statement to my dying breathe.

Who’s your favorite of all of them? For me, it’s a tie between Lola and Kyu

*Compatibility Detected* Mark: Wait, aren’t they cousins? Me: SWEET HOME ALABAMA ~ *yell snorts at my own crappy, overused, and very stale joke* ~

Everyone talking about Optimus Prime, but Mark just gave the best hype speech ever for failure, I’m using that in my speech

I CAN’T WATCH THIS GAME...... MY HEART IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE........

... I wear socks in bed. My feet get cold and I can’t sleep. I’m a monster.

*Markiplier:* I have matured. *ALSO Markiplier:* 37:44

Between Mark's reaction to the RE8 trailer and the Jessie and Brooke scene...anyone else get the feeling he's got a "little bit" of a type?

I want to kill this game.... Double ought both barrels door hinge remover rounds. If anything moves, it's getting turned into wall decoration!!if it still moves, say hello to the next universe brains first!!! Just don't mind me taking pics.....so we can identify the perpperperprepeep.oh fuck it The artwork is given the subjects ( fuck off pervs) appearance is superb, I have to be quick as the wife isn't done turning my wanking spanner into soup....

Im so sad they didnt bring back Aiko, she was my favorite

Mĺř

Mark is slowly becoming a simp

B I G T I T T Y

10:37 @Aphmau is that you!?

I wear socks go bed :( haha

Hey Mark! I have a question. I'm trying to beat Sister Location Night 5, but for some reason I can't figure out how to walk forward and left. Please help me

Calm down mark it's just drawing 13:36 fling flongers In your pants

I actually love how Ashley is very lighthearted and optimistic, even when her sister is very negative about everything. I don't think I could do that.

I fucking LOST it when she called you a loser. Your reaction was hilarious 😂

27:04 Once I saw the milk option I wouldn't accept anything else.

Mark: "ya like knitting" Me: (actually knitting) "he knows" 😳

I laughed so hard at the milk option.

19:38 the realization killed me😂

Its been a week and its still monetized 👏

Mark when he sees boobs: 😐 Mark when he sees the same boobs in a different bikini: 🤯

Its butter pecan not butter becan ice cream

17:34 no

Mark: I’m a nerd Ash: you loser Mark: I kno........

Markiplier playing this game is the new highlight of 2021 for me XD I try to explain to other people why these games are actually entertaining, but yeesh you mostly get major judgement. (Not great people though, so, no loss!)

BROOKE IS HOT

Mark the lesbians r conversating shhhh

he's so happy

Oh my God, when she said "when you're made to wear a lot of clothing you grow to appreciate the rainy days" ITS BECAUSE SHES MUSLIM

37:44 this line i have to remember this when i fail in my test

I missed the "Don't Tell Amy" bits.

Mark come back 25.8 is waiting come backkkk

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no judgement zone

His commentary, while abstract, is actually pretty impressive for this game.

By the thumbnail Lixian likes this too much 😂😭

*DONT TELL AMY*

Was he drunk or something

🧒🏾 👕 👖 👟

The girl in the purple I forgot her name but IK SHE'S THE VOICE OF TOHRU FROM MISS KOBAYASHI'S DRAGON MAID ENGLISH DUBBED!!!!!!!!

"Not some maniac who wears socks to bed, who does that?" 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

Mental Status: Fractured

man.. I don't like Lilian... lol~

Judgement free zone on the internet. That's funny mark real funny 😄

Mr. Krabs staring at Lola in the beginning is both creepy and hilarious 😂😂

9:25 I am DECEASED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm a sugar Bibi, I get paid to fuck with someone's conscience

Maybe don't ask who'd pay for porn in an expensive hentai game?!!

Among Us

Anyone else get pink trombone vibes at 22:30 lol